Well, fetish is as fetish does. They did make the Queen's handbags or something, and their leather is the best you can get. Walsall Football Club is known as The Saddlers, if that helps.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'