(January 19, 2017 at 6:40 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Yeah, fuck society. It has no bearing on reality. I mean, it's not generally accepted in society that I am turtle!!!. But society is wrong.
Look, I know you took it hard when the Tooth Fairy didn't leave you money. We shouldn't have lied to you about that. (Well, in any case, I shouldn't have got drunk and passed out before placing the coins under your pillow.) But, yeah, there's no Tooth Fairy. We figured that you would come to that conclusion on your own. We'd have told you sooner if we had thought it would come to this.
But now you think you have no teeth because the Tooth Fairy failed to show? And you're a turtle because you have no teeth?!? This is lunacy and must stop! We've indulged you long enough. Now take that stupid piece of plywood off your back, get dressed properly, and be ready to go to church in 30 minutes.
