Needs more quotes from prominent theists and a couple of psycho killers twisted to make them say the opposite of what they did, but otherwise watertight.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'