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[Not Serious] Atheist Catma
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[Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 1:41 am
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 3:04 am
(April 12, 2020 at 1:41 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 3wbqh8.jpg]

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Basement cat will have your treats.
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 3:38 am
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 4:20 am (This post was last modified: April 12, 2020 at 4:55 am by The Valkyrie.)
So, Iggy.

What was the catalyst for this thread?
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 4:29 am
Are you serious?
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 4:46 am
(April 12, 2020 at 3:38 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 3wbxr8.jpg]

You never need a reason to talk about cats
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 4:56 am
(April 12, 2020 at 4:29 am)ignoramus Wrote: Are you serious?

Just kittying around.
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 5:59 am
If there's anything to the idea of a traditional afterlife, I suspect cats get in for reasons completely opposite to those for humans.

Cat #1: 'I was friendly, helpful and docile.'

Cat version of St. Peter: 'Go to hell.'

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Cat #2: 'I was lazy, arrogant, and selfish.  I scratched and bit my humans without provocation. I acted as if I couldn't hear them, ruined their furniture, and pushed their good china off the table.'

Cat version of St. Peter:  'Wait here, we'll get you a bigger halo.'

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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 8:04 am (This post was last modified: April 12, 2020 at 8:06 am by ignoramus.)
Now we know at least why Beccs is always mean.
Her cats are driving her batshit. She's got to release on us poor humans.

Mine sprays on the wall for shit and giggles. Even when he knows I'm looking and yelling at me.
He's the cat devil himself.
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RE: [Not Serious] Atheist Catma
April 12, 2020 at 8:08 am
(April 12, 2020 at 8:04 am)ignoramus Wrote: Mine sprays on the wall for shit and giggles. Even when he knows I'm looking and yelling at me.
He's the cat devil himself.

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