I get enough pigeons on my balcony. Bastard things, waking me up of a morning with their stupid noises. And why do they have to fly about sounding like their wings need oiling? God must have been on drugs the day it put the damn things together.
On the other hand, welcome back. But you can clean up all the pigeon shit.
On the other hand, welcome back. But you can clean up all the pigeon shit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
