Tooth Fairy Bullshit

[Edwardo Piet]

I see hoofprints in the ground. What quality of evidence do I need to support each of these proposed causes:

1 a horse
2 a zebra
3 a unicorn

What size footprint?

If it's a big footprint then just measure the penis because I've heard Unicorn penises are massive and detached from their bodies. So find that detached penis, measure it, and lo and behold you got yourself evidence of a unicorn.

^^^^ This logic is superior to theist logic.