Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum

[Amarok]

Indeed.

And regarding the colon cleanse mass marketers claims of people carrying around up to 15 pounds of poo all the time;

I've recently (barely) survived a colonoscopy and during the DREADFUL clean out procedure prior to the exam I can assure everyone who cares to know, there wasn't 15 pounds worth of solids that plopped out.  In fact, I was surprised as to how little poo there was.  (yes, achieving the clear flow desired prior to the procedure took many swigs of  the foul cleanout broth)  And I did fast for a day prior to the clean out, but there was nowhere near as much residual barnacles and flotsam and jetsam as I supposed there would be beforehand.

Hey considering the subject matter it's amazing CL has not chimed in lol