Well, after Bush and Trump, I'm expecting a president Cockanballz and vice president Norma Stitz. That's probably why the rightwingers hated Obama and Clinton so much - their names didn't come from the school playground.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'