I think I can speak for our more conservative Christian posters by saying,
"Prattle, prattle, prattle, Jesus! Prattle, prattle, prattle, Free Will! Prattle, prattle, prattle, believe or burn in hell! Prattle, prattle, prattle, Faith!!"
"Prattle, prattle, prattle, Jesus! Prattle, prattle, prattle, Free Will! Prattle, prattle, prattle, believe or burn in hell! Prattle, prattle, prattle, Faith!!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"