Why doesn't religion ever get a product recall?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

In the religion biz, the method for fixing things isn't a recall, it is another tool called schism.

Christianity is rather prone to it, might have something to do with the terribly ambiguous scriptures that allows, so far, 70,000 interpretations.


While it is obvious The Congregation of Jehovah's Presbytery of Zion is the One True Faith, for some reason 69,999 other denominations beg to differ.

The Congregation of Yahweh's Presbytery of Zion, you fucking heretic. Die,die, die with festering boils.

Boru