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Bacon
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RE: Bacon
Bacon, quite simply, is 'meat candy' (it can also be made to cook itself, if you light it with a Ronson). I must treat as suspect any faith that shuns bacon and the eating thereof.

Come to think on it, the very existence of pigs could be taken as an argument for the existence of a beneficent God. Almost every part of a pig is edible (as well as tasty), the hides make good quality leather, and the bristles have had commercial applications for centuries. Pigs are easy and cheap to keep and feed, they breed quickly, they can be trained to find truffles and other goodies, and some breeds make acceptable pets (true, most pig breeds are mean, fast and smart, and would just as soon eat you as look at you, but these things are trade-offs). I'm surprised that some theist or other hasn't actually singled out the lowly pig as evidence that God loves us and wants to take care of us.

All hail the pig.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Bacon - by ukatheist - February 25, 2017 at 10:55 am
RE: Bacon - by SteelCurtain - February 25, 2017 at 11:29 am
RE: Bacon - by Jackalope - February 25, 2017 at 11:12 pm
RE: Bacon - by abaris - February 25, 2017 at 11:33 am
RE: Bacon - by Minimalist - February 25, 2017 at 11:47 am
RE: Bacon - by vorlon13 - February 25, 2017 at 11:53 am
Bacon - by KUSA - February 25, 2017 at 12:03 pm
RE: Bacon - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 25, 2017 at 12:14 pm
RE: Bacon - by Minimalist - February 25, 2017 at 12:16 pm
RE: Bacon - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 25, 2017 at 12:17 pm
RE: Bacon - by Minimalist - February 25, 2017 at 12:19 pm
RE: Bacon - by Alex K - February 25, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: Bacon - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 25, 2017 at 12:59 pm
RE: Bacon - by Mr Greene - February 25, 2017 at 1:55 pm
RE: Bacon - by Godschild - February 25, 2017 at 3:23 pm
RE: Bacon - by brewer - February 25, 2017 at 7:06 pm
RE: Bacon - by Fireball - February 25, 2017 at 11:19 pm
RE: Bacon - by Alex K - February 26, 2017 at 3:20 am
RE: Bacon - by Gawdzilla Sama - February 28, 2017 at 8:51 am
RE: Bacon - by brewer - February 28, 2017 at 9:04 am
RE: Bacon - by Mr Greene - February 26, 2017 at 4:43 am
RE: Bacon - by downbeatplumb - February 26, 2017 at 5:22 am
RE: Bacon - by brewer - February 26, 2017 at 9:13 am
RE: Bacon - by account_inactive - February 26, 2017 at 1:13 pm
RE: Bacon - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - February 28, 2017 at 12:40 am
RE: Bacon - by ukatheist - February 28, 2017 at 3:51 am
RE: Bacon - by HairyCyclist - February 28, 2017 at 6:20 am
RE: Bacon - by brewer - February 28, 2017 at 8:26 am
RE: Bacon - by HairyCyclist - February 28, 2017 at 9:46 am
RE: Bacon - by Sal - February 28, 2017 at 8:40 am

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