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What if we run out of bacon?

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What if we run out of bacon?
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What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 8:27 am
Will it be the end of the world as we know it?
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 8:30 am
I've heard that humans taste a lot like pork.. Devil
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 8:32 am
I'll never allow it.
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 8:32 am
mmm Long Pork..... could be a solution to the over population / climate change issue?
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 8:34 am
This guy definitely won't allow it:

[Image: ht_boss_burger_nt_120530_wmain.jpg]
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 8:37 am
(April 28, 2013 at 8:34 am)Insanity x Wrote: This guy definitely won't allow it:

[Image: ht_boss_burger_nt_120530_wmain.jpg]

Ummm just what is that? Looks like some fungi thingy that grew out of his unwashed table.... not remotely appetising
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 8:46 am
(April 28, 2013 at 8:37 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Ummm just what is that? Looks like some fungi thingy that grew out of his unwashed table.... not remotely appetising

Its the Boss Bacon Burger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fL2A_PTJkY
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 9:22 am
Never!
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 9:36 am
I can live without bacon.

Nachos on the other hand...
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: What if we run out of bacon?
April 28, 2013 at 10:06 am
(April 28, 2013 at 8:27 am)Luminox Wrote: Will it be the end of the world as we know it?

Well, I'd probably commit suicide.

So it would be the end of my world.
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