Theology is masturbating to the idea of selling the same mouldy imaginary product over and over again to the same gullible people, while pretending you're actually doing cutting edge research.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
