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I'll pass on that heaping shovel full of horse shit he seems to be so willing to share. You can have mine for your lawn or garden.

Huh, you just made me realize, I no longer have any lawn.  The hell strip between the sidewalk and the street still has a horrible running grass.  The bastard who owns the neighboring building actually planted the stuff on purpose and piped irrigation more than forty feet onto my hellstrip from his.  If I wasn't so afraid of wasting a ton of water since I have no shut off, I'd rip the plumbing out of there.  Instead I've tried to disable them all by pouring pic glue over the sprinkler heads.

He ran plumbing to your property?   If it's like where I live, you don't technically own that, it belongs to the city. Be that as it may, that's kind of weird. Instead of gluing them shut, just unscrew the risers and put in plugs when they aren't running. I ended up with crappy grass taking over my beautiful lawn after my wife hired gardeners when I was out of town on business for many months at a time. We have black plastic sheeting on it now, to kill it so we can put in drought tolerant plants.