A question about original sin.

[Anomalocaris]

Or why didn't this retard of a God sacrifice Jesus the day after Adam ate the apple?
Then all would have been right with the world.

Because his own mother, whom he would impregnate in order to give birth to himself who is also his own son, won't be born for another 3900 years, give or take. Only after he has impregnated his own mother, so his own mother can give birth to himself, so he can die, but not die, and thus both die and be immortal as if he was living some SM incest snuff fantasy, would all be right with the world.