Breaking News: Atheism is uncool

[Athene]

I used to wear a couple of earrings. I could never quite remember which way round it was... I think the saying goes 'left ear poof, right ear tough'... but it could have been the other way around. Anyway, I was going for the tough look, not the poof look   They seemed to appeal to the ladies, and I thought they looked pretty cool... but if I was to try that now I think I'd just look like a walking mid life crisis 

Yeah, I hear that. 

I'd so rock a mohawk if I were bit younger. And, didn't have this silly "employment" thing going on.

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Then why did you belt out 'Livin' on a Pray-uh' at Chili's, the other night?
Then, you said, and I quote: 

"Bon Jovi is real rock.  And, this is real goddamned food. 
Don't get no realer...Nuff said."

I'm so confused, Thump!

Busted in a moment, bud. Wimmen like to bust yer chops...

I joke, I joke! I kid, I kid!

Thump is the embodiment of cool.