Breaking News: Atheism is uncool

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I used to wear a couple of earrings. I could never quite remember which way round it was... I think the saying goes 'left ear poof, right ear tough'... but it could have been the other way around. Anyway, I was going for the tough look, not the poof look   They seemed to appeal to the ladies, and I thought they looked pretty cool... but if I was to try that now I think I'd just look like a walking mid life crisis 

Aren't men's' mid-life crises supposed to involve a sports car and a hot younger woman?

Mine did.

Ok, not the sports car. In retrospect, I'd have been better off with the car. That at least was only a wreck waiting to happen. The woman was a sure-thing, ongoing wreck.

But, damn! She was hot.