RE: Breaking News: Atheism is uncool
May 27, 2017 at 9:17 am
(This post was last modified: May 27, 2017 at 9:29 am by Crossless2.0.)
(May 27, 2017 at 7:59 am)Hammy Wrote: That is by far Bill Bailey's best stand up.
(May 24, 2017 at 11:46 am)Crossless1 Wrote: I'll see your Catholic and raise you a Southern Baptist.
I re-raise you all-in with a Mormon. I think it would be wise if you folded at this point.
*Realizes Hammy probably holds a winning hand and ponders the pros and cons of folding or bluffing. Reflects on how often bluffing has worked in the past in Christian-poker tournaments. In fact, can't think of a time it didn't come down to bluffing. Leans back and stares hard at Hammy, grateful to have remembered his mirrored shades. Looks once more at his hand (a Southern Baptist, a Jehovah's Witness, a Lutheran, a Seventh Day Adventist, and a Methodist -- a junk hand) and reflects on how Mormons always turn up as pairs*
Folds