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Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?

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RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?

June 14, 2017 at 7:58 pm

Last evening I knelt by my bed and prayed for a sign.

Soon afterwards there was a knock at my door.

I answered it to find a Mexican guy standing there.

He said, "I hear you want to open yourself up to Jesus!"

I told him to fuck off.

He stole my tyres!

Thanks, god!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"

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Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 3:39 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Little Rik - June 14, 2017 at 3:56 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 4:16 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Little Rik - June 14, 2017 at 4:57 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by brewer - June 14, 2017 at 6:26 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by zebo-the-fat - June 14, 2017 at 6:52 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by John V - June 14, 2017 at 9:50 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Mr.Obvious - June 14, 2017 at 9:54 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Neo-Scholastic - June 14, 2017 at 11:39 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Mr.Obvious - June 14, 2017 at 11:44 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Cyberman - June 14, 2017 at 12:01 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Whateverist - June 14, 2017 at 12:31 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Aegon - June 14, 2017 at 12:56 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Ravenshire - June 14, 2017 at 1:54 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Neo-Scholastic - June 14, 2017 at 3:10 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Simon Moon - June 14, 2017 at 3:34 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Neo-Scholastic - June 14, 2017 at 3:36 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by zebo-the-fat - June 14, 2017 at 3:40 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Simon Moon - June 14, 2017 at 3:49 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Valkyrie - June 14, 2017 at 3:51 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Mr.Obvious - June 14, 2017 at 3:58 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Neo-Scholastic - June 14, 2017 at 4:04 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Mr.Obvious - June 14, 2017 at 4:07 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Valkyrie - June 14, 2017 at 4:50 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Jesster - June 14, 2017 at 4:07 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Valkyrie - June 14, 2017 at 5:19 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Ravenshire - June 14, 2017 at 6:33 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by John V - June 14, 2017 at 4:18 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Simon Moon - June 14, 2017 at 5:12 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by John V - June 15, 2017 at 5:32 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Valkyrie - June 14, 2017 at 3:37 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by downbeatplumb - June 14, 2017 at 12:49 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Whateverist - June 14, 2017 at 10:04 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Minimalist - June 14, 2017 at 11:44 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by brewer - June 14, 2017 at 12:39 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Cyberman - June 14, 2017 at 12:48 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Minimalist - June 14, 2017 at 2:50 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Neo-Scholastic - June 14, 2017 at 1:04 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by John V - June 14, 2017 at 1:46 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Neo-Scholastic - June 14, 2017 at 1:48 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by John V - June 14, 2017 at 1:55 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Aroura - June 14, 2017 at 4:50 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Aliza - June 14, 2017 at 5:00 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Drich - June 14, 2017 at 5:52 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 5:52 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by WinterHold - June 14, 2017 at 6:58 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Simon Moon - June 14, 2017 at 7:50 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Cyberman - June 14, 2017 at 8:16 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Grand Nudger - June 14, 2017 at 7:00 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by WinterHold - June 14, 2017 at 7:19 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 7:02 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by vorlon13 - June 14, 2017 at 8:06 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by John V - June 15, 2017 at 7:25 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Grand Nudger - June 14, 2017 at 7:06 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 7:24 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by WinterHold - June 17, 2017 at 5:57 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Grand Nudger - June 14, 2017 at 7:37 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 7:53 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Valkyrie - June 14, 2017 at 7:58 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by ignoramus - June 14, 2017 at 8:03 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Grand Nudger - June 14, 2017 at 11:43 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 12:13 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Valkyrie - June 15, 2017 at 12:28 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by ignoramus - June 15, 2017 at 1:02 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Neo-Scholastic - June 15, 2017 at 7:24 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Grand Nudger - June 15, 2017 at 10:36 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by vorlon13 - June 15, 2017 at 10:41 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Grand Nudger - June 15, 2017 at 11:20 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by John V - June 15, 2017 at 11:40 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Grand Nudger - June 16, 2017 at 4:52 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by The Grand Nudger - June 17, 2017 at 6:07 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Cyberman - June 17, 2017 at 6:09 pm

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Lightbearer - March 5, 2021 at 2:50 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by awty - March 5, 2021 at 6:49 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Seax - March 5, 2021 at 5:19 am

RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Peebo-Thuhlu - March 5, 2021 at 5:57 am

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