Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 27, 2024, 6:17 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Another attempted demon removal in the news
#6
RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
(June 19, 2017 at 12:39 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 12:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: FFS people!

You remove demons with a chainsaw!

Prayers don't work!

You have to get in there with a spinning blade and cut the demon out.

Or, in the real world: Demons don't fucking exist!

They exist; but they can't hurt us.
But they can keep whispering all wrongs into our heads, promise and promise, but their promises are all false.

Satan is their leader. And he hates humans to the max,he just wants to drag us to hell with him. The first step is to make us rebel against God. Demons don't scare; they just invite to hell.

Stan?

Nah.  He's okay.  Greatly misunderstood.

And some of those demon girls are hot...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Reply



Messages In This Thread
Another attempted demon removal in the news - by Silver - June 19, 2017 at 12:02 am
RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news - by The Valkyrie - June 19, 2017 at 12:43 am

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Just embarrassing - Gay demon exorcism Baalzebutt 18 5826 February 14, 2013 at 7:02 pm
Last Post: pop_punks_not_dead
  Ugly Betty actor slays the demon. Paul the Human 26 6095 December 8, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Last Post: Anomalocaris



Users browsing this thread: 3 Guest(s)