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Another attempted demon removal in the news
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Another attempted demon removal in the news
Quote:Ferndale Mother Arrested For Attempted Homicide After ‘Trying to Remove the Demons’ from Her 11-Year-Old Child

The mother, 45 year old Kimberly Felder of Ferndale, continued the assault by viciously striking, biting, and choking the child. This assault was being witnessed by a crowd of approximately 10 to 12 people.

https://lostcoastoutpost.com/2017/jun/16...ide-after/
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
and not even fucking doing it right either!


Jesus Fucking Christ, you gotta have a herd of swine handy to put the demons in to.


Can't the stupid twat read her fucking Bible ??
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
FFS people!

You remove demons with a chainsaw!

Prayers don't work!

You have to get in there with a spinning blade and cut the demon out.

Or, in the real world: Demons don't fucking exist!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
(June 19, 2017 at 12:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: FFS people!

You remove demons with a chainsaw!

Prayers don't work!

You have to get in there with a spinning blade and cut the demon out.

Or, in the real world: Demons don't fucking exist!

They exist; but they can't hurt us.
But they can keep whispering all wrongs into our heads, promise and promise, but their promises are all false.

Satan is their leader. And he hates humans to the max,he just wants to drag us to hell with him. The first step is to make us rebel against God. Demons don't scare; they just invite to hell.
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
(June 19, 2017 at 12:39 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 12:31 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: FFS people!

You remove demons with a chainsaw!

Prayers don't work!

You have to get in there with a spinning blade and cut the demon out.

Or, in the real world: Demons don't fucking exist!

They exist; but they can't hurt us.
But they can keep whispering all wrongs into our heads, promise and promise, but their promises are all false.

Satan is their leader. And he hates humans to the max,he just wants to drag us to hell with him. The first step is to make us rebel against God. Demons don't scare; they just invite to hell.

Stan?

Nah.  He's okay.  Greatly misunderstood.

And some of those demon girls are hot...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
(June 19, 2017 at 12:43 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 19, 2017 at 12:39 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: They exist; but they can't hurt us.
But they can keep whispering all wrongs into our heads, promise and promise, but their promises are all false.

Satan is their leader. And he hates humans to the max,he just wants to drag us to hell with him. The first step is to make us rebel against God. Demons don't scare; they just invite to hell.

Stan?

Nah.  He's okay.  Greatly misunderstood.

And some of those demon girls are hot...

Those demon guys, too, are quite sexy.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
I can guaranty the Queef Demon can hurt people.
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RE: Another attempted demon removal in the news
(June 19, 2017 at 12:47 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I can guaranty the Queef Demon can hurt people.

Oh, dear, it's actually on Wiki:

Quote:The Queef Demon (Vexillum Everto Tela), is one of the main soldiers used to fight the War on Heaven, and usually spawns from the queef (also known as Sumo Ianua Knob Ornatus) of a female during her erectile state. He is also the exact opposite of The Phantom Fetus.
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