(June 18, 2017 at 11:36 pm)Mechaghostman2 Wrote: Have you ever noticed that bread is basically just a sponge made out of grass?
Have you ever realized that pollen is basically just plant semen? Enjoy your Honeycombs.
Have you ever thought about the fact that fruit is basically just the uterus for plant fetuses?
Do any of you have more of these? I tried to think of more but I can't force stuff like this. It'll be interesting.
Have you ever thought that the flies in your bathroom are your shit with wings? And the ones in your kitchen are your leftovers trying to eat themselves?
Have you ever thought that the grass that makes your bread-sponge is really just repurposed cow shit? Almost 100% of the molecules in your food are cow shit molecules.
Have you ever stopped to think that when you smell a fart, that's because part of the fart is inside your body? You have the molecules from someone asshole coating the inner surface of your nose.
