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Beards can protect you from being gay
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
(June 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: I decided to place this under humor, because sometimes religious ignorance is not deserving of a religious news affiliation.

Quote:Beards can protect you from being gay, according to the head of the Russian branch of a Christian church.

Metropolitan Kornily, Primate of the Russian Orthodox Old Believer Church, explained men should stop shaving to ‘protect themselves from homosexuality’.

Vladmir Putin has previous backed and supported Kornily.

‘God gave us the rules: it is written that God created everyone with a beard. We can not imagine Christ or some saint without a beard. One should not oppose its creator,’ Kornily said in an interview with Russia’s National News Service.

He also goes on to explain the beard’s special status has ‘completely disappeared from the Catholic West.’

In an ironic turn of events, Putin always appears with a clean-shaven face. Kornily has not publicly commented on this.

He has no further evidence of a beard’s apparent ‘protective’ powers.

https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/bear...an-priest/

But Vorlon likes them hairy!

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Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by The Valkyrie - June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Anon2381 - June 20, 2017 at 11:30 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Losty - June 21, 2017 at 4:24 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 12:25 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Jesster - June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by c172 - June 20, 2017 at 11:45 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by J a c k - June 21, 2017 at 4:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Alex K - June 21, 2017 at 6:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - June 21, 2017 at 7:18 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 7:50 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:08 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 9:27 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 1:38 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 12:39 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:35 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 21, 2017 at 9:55 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Joods - June 21, 2017 at 10:07 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by ignoramus - June 22, 2017 at 12:33 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 21, 2017 at 3:11 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 12:41 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by vorlon13 - June 22, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Silver - June 22, 2017 at 1:26 am
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by Chad32 - June 30, 2017 at 9:52 pm
RE: Beards can protect you from being gay - by chimp3 - July 1, 2017 at 3:56 am

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