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Beards can protect you from being gay

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Beards can protect you from being gay
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Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:14 pm
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:19 pm
Indeed, where is Putin's beard, then? Maybe he has the gay. Also it's a bit disappointing that Russians don't know about bears. Wrestling bears takes on a new meaning when you know about that side of the gay community.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:23 pm

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:30 pm
Losty
That pic reminds me of Jesus and John. The man he loved most. If only Jesus was alive today they could've been wed.
John 19:26, "Then when Jesus saw His mother and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, Woman, behold your son.
I was a born-again christian for many years then I got woke.. and now life is better in so many ways. It's taking me time to see my value and find my voice, but the reward is liberating knowing my path is not dictated or controlled by fear of death and the unknown.  Casting off the shackles of religion is pretty fucking awesome. The beautiful people I've met on this forum have more heart and compassion than any group of people I've been apart of. So back off Jesus and followers, because this bitch is done with Chu.  Shy 
  
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:38 pm
Ta Losty. (throws away half a ham sandwich)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm (This post was last modified: June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm by Jesster.)
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:39 pm
I thought this was about gay beards, not actual beards lol.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:45 pm
We have a lot of "bears" around here. I'm a hetero, but I generally like the "bear aesthetic" as I've seen it.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 20, 2017 at 11:49 pm
So, growing a full beard can protect a man from turning gay...

Guess this also works for Russian women...


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