I've done some more reading on the 'is morality objective' and there's still a huge disparity. The best answers I could find, sad as they are, are 'yes and no', and 'it depends on what you mean by objective' (the biggest problem I found here). I'm pretty sure none of us are Ph.D's in philosophy so this was all probably an exasperating waste of time.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.