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The Possibly Proper Death Litany, aka ...
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The Possibly Proper Death Litany, aka ...
...The Agnostic's Prayer

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness.

Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to ensure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony.

Amen.
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RE: The Possibly Proper Death Litany, aka ...
^Not one of his better efforts, but you should still credit the author. See Rule#20.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(December 15, 2023 at 4:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^Not one of his better efforts, but you should still credit the author. See Rule#20.

Boru

Author info here: http://www.gregroelofs.com/humor/zelazny_agnostic.html
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RE: The Possibly Proper Death Litany, aka ...
Better late than never, I suppose.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The Possibly Proper Death Litany, aka ...
I keep forgetting that some folks can't google. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
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(December 15, 2023 at 12:01 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I keep forgetting that some folks can't google. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

It’s not a Googling issue, thicko.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Miss Congeniality.
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Creatures of Light and Darkness, really liked that book.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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(December 15, 2023 at 1:17 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: Creatures of Light and Darkness, really liked that book.

It was alright. Not his best work, IMHO.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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No, but I have a thing for mythology. I REALLY liked Lord of Light.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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