Ken Ham's Creation museum is FAILING!!!!!

[Astonished]

Even if the entire premise wasn't based on pure bullshit, it doesn't seem like the place is that interesting for its intended demographic. Even dyed-in-the-wool shithead parents who are convinced that indoctrination of their children is absolutely required of them in the eyes of their celestial dictator would be hard-pressed to make the journey to Kentucky of all places for reinforcement lessons. It's a museum, not an amusement park, so even the name is a lie. I've heard the food (buffet style) isn't that great (come on, AIG, you should have at least been able to match Ikea in quality!) so that's not much of a consolation for the admission price tag. What investor in all honesty could possibly have thought this was worth throwing money at? And they're obviously not going to learn the lesson that lying to oneself so as to reinforce a preferred idea or belief is a horrible fucking policy.

I don't really feel bad for the taxpayers because even without the park, it sounded like they were already going bankrupt anyway so this would only be hastening the inevitable, but possibly this bad publicity might engender sympathy and get some charity work aimed at sustaining the residents. But then, it's the buttfucking Bible Belt, so that's just going to continue hurting their reputation with people who live where 'smart' matters.

Ham should be forced to file bankruptcy and lose everything he has and live in the same abject poverty as his gullible flock, and never be capable of getting out of that because his incapability to become educated will prohibit him from doing more than flipping burgers. If he avoids jail time, that is. I'd love to see footage of him praying for forgiveness in prison for the sin of being sodomized over and over and enjoying it in spite of his beliefs.