Colonel Sanders wouldn't stand for this shit in his state! No wonder he changed the name to Kitchen Fresh Chicken/KFC in that one commercial about 10 years ago...he doesn't even want to be associated with this monstrosity. Good thing he also didn't share the secret of implanting his soul into a cartoon figure, or those bastards would have used that to try and liven things up at their beached whale of a display case.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.