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Wake up and smell the ...?

Poll: Wake up and smell the ...?
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Coffee
18.75%
 3 18.75%
Roses
12.50%
 2 12.50%
Hummus
0%
 0 0%
Lemons
6.25%
 1 6.25%
Halitosis
0%
 0 0%
Partner
6.25%
 1 6.25%
Bacon
12.50%
 2 12.50%
The Glory of God
0%
 0 0%
Other?
31.25%
 5 31.25%
Fuck all stinking polls!
12.50%
 2 12.50%
Total 16 vote(s) 100%
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Wake up and smell the ...?
July 11, 2017 at 4:15 am (This post was last modified: July 11, 2017 at 4:40 am by ignoramus.)
I think this poll is the best ever!
What would be your ideal and worst smell to wake up to?

My worst case scenario imaginable would be to wake up to the smell of Vorlon's gloryhole! It would do irreparable damage to my psyche and my manhood!
My best smell to wake up to would be the smell of ..... hhhmmm Thinking

(Has anyone gotten pissed so bad and woken up to the smell of their own vomit?)
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Wake up and smell the ...?

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Wake up and smell the ...? - by ignoramus - July 11, 2017 at 4:15 am
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by The Valkyrie - July 11, 2017 at 5:16 am
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by ignoramus - July 11, 2017 at 6:47 am
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by Ben Davis - July 11, 2017 at 8:19 am
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - July 11, 2017 at 8:42 am
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by vorlon13 - July 11, 2017 at 8:55 am
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by Jesster - July 11, 2017 at 12:08 pm
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by Ben Davis - July 11, 2017 at 1:44 pm
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by vorlon13 - July 11, 2017 at 1:45 pm
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by brewer - July 11, 2017 at 5:23 pm
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by The Valkyrie - July 11, 2017 at 5:29 pm
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by Fake Messiah - July 15, 2017 at 10:03 am
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by ignoramus - July 15, 2017 at 10:49 am
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by vorlon13 - July 15, 2017 at 11:59 am
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by ignoramus - July 15, 2017 at 6:25 pm
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by Aegon - July 15, 2017 at 6:54 pm
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by RedgraveStorm - July 16, 2017 at 8:59 pm
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by vorlon13 - July 17, 2017 at 3:52 pm
RE: Wake up and smell the ...? - by drfuzzy - July 17, 2017 at 5:44 pm

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