Wake up and smell the ...?

[ignoramus]

I think this poll is the best ever!
What would be your ideal and worst smell to wake up to?

My worst case scenario imaginable would be to wake up to the smell of Vorlon's gloryhole! It would do irreparable damage to my psyche and my manhood!
My best smell to wake up to would be the smell of ..... hhhmmm

(Has anyone gotten pissed so bad and woken up to the smell of their own vomit?)

[The Valkyrie]

Why the fuck isn'the napalm an option?

[ignoramus]

You talking to me?

[Ben Davis]

A certain person. I don't know why but I imagine savoury...

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Fresh cut grass. Ellen does most of the gardening, and I could sleep through the sound of a kitchen stove rolling down a rocky hill. Waking up on a summer morning and smelling that sort of sweet, sort of musky, hay-like aroma reminds me of my kidhood.

It also reminds me that I was lucky enough to marry a woman who actually seems to enjoy that awful chore.

Boru

[vorlon13]

I'll have you all know it smells like Brett Favre's aftershave now . . .

[Jesster]

Wake up and smell the Derrick 

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

One day I slept really late but someone usually wakes me up out of in consideration or neglect or whatever but that day nobody disturbed me or my sleep so I woke up at like 12 and I still remember it because the windows were open (I sleep naky but covered in lots of sheets) and the moment I wake up what I'm seeing is outside the windows right, and it's just amazing. Like wind blowing on the trees, it rained at night but it was sunny but still I could smell like just the look of it reminded me of the earthy kind of smell and honestly that's the best wake up I've had to date

[Ben Davis]

...what the Rock is cookin'!

[vorlon13]

wake up and smell the:


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