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If you could have One wish..

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If you could have One wish..
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RE: If you could have One wish..
July 11, 2017 at 7:00 pm
I dearly wish, with all of what passes for my heart, that servers in restaurants would fucking listen to me. 

It isn't constant by any means, but it happens often enough to get on my tits something fierce.  We go in, get seated, look over the menu, and after I've told the waiter what I want, he suggests something else.  Look, pal, if I had wanted the edamame appetizer, I would have ordered the edamame appetizer.  I've read the goddamed menu, I know what you have, and I've ordered what I want.  I don't give two steaming shits that the chef over-ordered crab for this week, or that your manager told you to 'push' the artichokes in aioli.  Stop fucking assuming that you know better than I do what I want to eat.

May the Great Fairy wot sits in the sky grant this wish.  Sooner have this than a lottery jackpot.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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If you could have One wish..

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If you could have One wish.. - by Mystical - July 9, 2017 at 10:44 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 9, 2017 at 10:51 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Mystical - July 9, 2017 at 10:54 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 9, 2017 at 10:56 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by *Deidre* - July 9, 2017 at 11:25 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 9, 2017 at 11:40 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Divinity - July 9, 2017 at 11:28 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 9, 2017 at 11:43 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by J a c k - July 9, 2017 at 11:40 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Whateverist - July 10, 2017 at 12:00 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by J a c k - July 10, 2017 at 2:18 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by *Deidre* - July 9, 2017 at 11:42 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by J a c k - July 9, 2017 at 11:44 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by *Deidre* - July 9, 2017 at 11:45 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Fireball - July 9, 2017 at 11:42 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 9, 2017 at 11:46 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Joods - July 10, 2017 at 10:57 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Chad32 - July 9, 2017 at 11:46 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Minimalist - July 10, 2017 at 1:21 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by ignoramus - July 10, 2017 at 1:37 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by paulpablo - July 10, 2017 at 1:55 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2017 at 3:37 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Astonished - July 10, 2017 at 1:56 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Ben Davis - July 10, 2017 at 6:40 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Silver - July 10, 2017 at 6:44 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by brewer - July 10, 2017 at 10:55 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Chad32 - July 10, 2017 at 2:49 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by *Deidre* - July 10, 2017 at 3:21 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Grand Nudger - July 10, 2017 at 4:28 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Kernel Sohcahtoa - July 10, 2017 at 5:04 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2017 at 5:09 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Grand Nudger - July 10, 2017 at 5:09 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2017 at 5:10 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Grand Nudger - July 10, 2017 at 5:17 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2017 at 5:21 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by ignoramus - July 10, 2017 at 5:40 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2017 at 6:00 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Crossless1 - July 10, 2017 at 6:20 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by vorlon13 - July 10, 2017 at 5:29 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by energizer bunny - July 10, 2017 at 8:42 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by *Deidre* - July 10, 2017 at 9:07 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Grand Nudger - July 10, 2017 at 10:33 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Astonished - July 10, 2017 at 10:55 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2017 at 10:59 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Astonished - July 10, 2017 at 11:21 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Fireball - July 10, 2017 at 11:27 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Astonished - July 10, 2017 at 11:31 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by The Grand Nudger - July 10, 2017 at 11:19 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - July 11, 2017 at 7:00 pm
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Godscreated - July 12, 2017 at 4:36 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by ignoramus - July 12, 2017 at 4:46 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Ben Davis - July 12, 2017 at 7:13 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by ignoramus - July 12, 2017 at 7:37 am
RE: If you could have One wish.. - by Ben Davis - July 12, 2017 at 7:41 am

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