(July 15, 2017 at 8:40 am)chimp3 Wrote:(July 15, 2017 at 7:47 am)Lutrinae Wrote: I wipe my butt with my right hand. I am not left handed, so wiping with my left hand would be unnatural.
Besides, who doesn't wash their hands after wiping their butts anyway?
"We wash our hands after touching women but only need to switch eating hands after wiping our asses. Unless clean dirt is available." - Muhammed
What the heck is clean dirt?
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