(July 15, 2017 at 1:06 pm)Khemikal Wrote:(July 15, 2017 at 1:00 pm)RedgraveStorm Wrote: Blaming atheists? Hos disappointing, figured he'd blame Satan.
Oh, maybe the Church of Satan and The Satanic Temple can buy the Ark and turn it into a dinosaur museum, or a museum on the atrocities committed in the name of God. Or, maybe the developers of ARK: Survival Evolved can buy it and turn it into a LARP arena based on their game!
It would be the easiest conversion ever. It's already a bunch of primitives running around trying to steal shit from other people getting fucked up by giant bugs and dehydration. They've got plenty of dinos with saddles just a hop and a skip away at his creation museum.
Imagine the money you could rake in. Laser tag Saturdays, Hunger Games Wednesdays, Base Building Thursdays. Plant synthetic bushes that players can "harvest" for fiber and food, plastic logs to build structures, dudes running around in flesh-colored, skin-tight suits wrecking your shit. That'd be oodles of fun. Also, have lower ticket prices on Sunday's.
"I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and I hate people who thank God when things go right."
Voltaire.
Voltaire.
