(July 20, 2017 at 6:16 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(July 20, 2017 at 2:36 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Why, it's the universal accelerator, of course!
These people are either seriously having one on, or are bat-shit crazy to a level only dreamed of by the bat-shit craziest religious nutters.
But the relative acceleration would be ZERO, right? So we could float in the air?
Nah. According to these crazy mother-fuckers, the universal accelerator is like a giant jet engine pushing up from below at a constant 1g. They seem to be able to ignore the fact that after thousands of years (or millions, or billions, depending on their beliefs about the age of the earth) of constant 1g acceleration we'd be traveling at such a high percentage of light speed as to make no nevermind.
The other bullshit explanation for gravity is,believe it or not, even crazier
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