(July 26, 2017 at 9:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(July 26, 2017 at 8:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Oh really? When you go to a doctor does he do diagnostic tests on you or does he drive out demons?
Kindly join the 21st century. You're embarrassing yourself now.
I put on a voodoo mask, sprinkle my patients with "special" blue water, wave rattles at them, and chant to the god Ripemoff" to drive the demons out.
I find it saves time and I can still charge them a shit-ton of cash.
Man, all my doctor does is order a phlebotomist to draw blood, read from a chart, and prescribe pills. I'd much rather have a show with my vein poke.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"