Dear Republicunts,
Watching you hang by your balls and twist in the wind has touched my heart. I pity you, prisoners of your own rhetoric and captives of the greediest of the greedy because you are greedy fucks, too. I offer you a suggestion.
1. Repeal "Obamacare."
2. Don't touch the Affordable Care Act of 2010.
3. This way you can tell the cretins who make up your base that you have indeed repealed "Obamacare" and kept your promise. I assure you that the dimwits who vote for you do not know that there is no program called "Obamacare." If you tell them you repealed it, they will believe you. More important, the dickheads on FOX will trumpet your success.
Since I think you are too stupid and partisan to embrace single-payer - which is the only way out of our dilemma - this is the best possible resolution for the predicament you find yourselves in.
Watching you hang by your balls and twist in the wind has touched my heart. I pity you, prisoners of your own rhetoric and captives of the greediest of the greedy because you are greedy fucks, too. I offer you a suggestion.
1. Repeal "Obamacare."
2. Don't touch the Affordable Care Act of 2010.
3. This way you can tell the cretins who make up your base that you have indeed repealed "Obamacare" and kept your promise. I assure you that the dimwits who vote for you do not know that there is no program called "Obamacare." If you tell them you repealed it, they will believe you. More important, the dickheads on FOX will trumpet your success.
Since I think you are too stupid and partisan to embrace single-payer - which is the only way out of our dilemma - this is the best possible resolution for the predicament you find yourselves in.
