Also fun: waking up with explosive diarrhea. I blame the lemon bar with the creme topping. But it was probably all the watermelon and strawberries. Maybe it was the foot-long "vegetarian" sub 0.o But I like that too much to give it up.
Did you know that pepto bismal is the single most disgusting feeling going down in the world? It tastes fine... but makes me want to vomit from the sensation itself. Wish I would, since my stomach is queasy and hurts -_-
Nobody wants to fish today, because last time we caught a single tote with 33 nets. That's really bad fishing. And two of our neighbors weren't fishing, so we had all those extra fish :S And today doesn't seem like it will be any better.
My favorite niece, bless her heart, performed a sacrificial ritual last night where she burned a banana and a haunted lawn chair that brings in logs when you sit in it. And we were going to be so slammed today by fish as a result of the destruction of these two evil beings... when a fish helper (damn you 'Patrick!') ate a banana this morning and dispelled almost all of the magick!
I guess I can't complain though... it could be worse
Not sure how, but I'm sure it could!
Oh that's how: it could be raining.
...
It's raining.
Shit.
Did you know that pepto bismal is the single most disgusting feeling going down in the world? It tastes fine... but makes me want to vomit from the sensation itself. Wish I would, since my stomach is queasy and hurts -_-
Nobody wants to fish today, because last time we caught a single tote with 33 nets. That's really bad fishing. And two of our neighbors weren't fishing, so we had all those extra fish :S And today doesn't seem like it will be any better.
My favorite niece, bless her heart, performed a sacrificial ritual last night where she burned a banana and a haunted lawn chair that brings in logs when you sit in it. And we were going to be so slammed today by fish as a result of the destruction of these two evil beings... when a fish helper (damn you 'Patrick!') ate a banana this morning and dispelled almost all of the magick!
I guess I can't complain though... it could be worse
Not sure how, but I'm sure it could!Oh that's how: it could be raining.
...
It's raining.
Shit.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
