Lol mine was when I was 2-3, at my babysitter Dawn's house, she was changing an infant. I was asking her why his peepee was like "inside itself." She would clearly have been trying to stifle a laugh, but I didn't notice or pick up on it. She would later tell my parents who got a good laugh about it. I randomly brought it up in a conversation about earliest memories and my parents independently verified it.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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