An argument against Adam and Eve

[Godscreated]

lol
You christians and your silly stories.


THE THOUGHTS OF GOD SOME TIME DURING CREATION:

I'm going to make a lot of little people on this particular little planet. I could make them all at the same time, but I'm going to start with just two. I'm going to end up giving them their own free-will by testing them with a magical tree. I already know they're going to fail this test, because I'm all-knowing, but I'm going to give it to them anyway. Not only am I going to punish these two people for disobeying me and eating some fruit, I'm also going to let this decision of theirs decide the fate for all of mankind - for all eternity. Yeah, that seems fair to me.

I think also, I'm only going to reveal myself to a handful of them. I really want them to just blindly believe in me and my almighty power, I don't really need them to know me per say. I can't be bugged by these peons on a daily basis. Besides, if everybody knows I exist, what would be the point? Free-will would be legitimate and my creation of hell would be totally pointless. I'll answer a couple prayers here and there, and I'll save a puppy once in awhile - that should be enough to for them to believe in my existence ... even though I already know it won't be. Maybe eventually I could even show up on earth and tell everyone I'm god ... or maybe the son of god ... you know, just something that will justify the punishment and torture I'm already planning on inflicting on these sinful bastards.

Sin! That's perfect. It's not my fault you're going to hell. I'll tell them its because they won't stop sinning. Perfect! I am a god!

Now who's making deluded statments.