Every year thousands of people state that they have been abducted by aliens.
All of these people, in their testimonials, share a number of similarities in their stories:
- Lost time.
- They remember lights and then nothing else.
- Their stories are often brought out under hypnosis, sometimes even by people who don't make money from the claims.
- They describe similar rooms.
- Green or grey aliens with big black eyes.
- Mysterious marks on their bodies.
- Strange implants.
- Sore bums.
How can anyone deny this disturbing phenomenon with a straight face?
The testimonials are out there, people.
The stories are posted all over YouTube, which, as everyone knows, is a 100% reliable source of Truth, with a capital "T"!
And we all know that our governments are in cahoots with the aliens, giving them free rein to abduct random people off isolated highways, despite the abundance of hardened criminals and war criminals/terrorists that the governments have access to.
And, if it isn't true, explain Area 51!
I, for one, would like to say here that I pledge fealty to our hidden alien overlords, especially the reptilian shape-changing ones.
All of these people, in their testimonials, share a number of similarities in their stories:
- Lost time.
- They remember lights and then nothing else.
- Their stories are often brought out under hypnosis, sometimes even by people who don't make money from the claims.
- They describe similar rooms.
- Green or grey aliens with big black eyes.
- Mysterious marks on their bodies.
- Strange implants.
- Sore bums.
How can anyone deny this disturbing phenomenon with a straight face?
The testimonials are out there, people.
The stories are posted all over YouTube, which, as everyone knows, is a 100% reliable source of Truth, with a capital "T"!
And we all know that our governments are in cahoots with the aliens, giving them free rein to abduct random people off isolated highways, despite the abundance of hardened criminals and war criminals/terrorists that the governments have access to.
And, if it isn't true, explain Area 51!
I, for one, would like to say here that I pledge fealty to our hidden alien overlords, especially the reptilian shape-changing ones.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
