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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions

Poll: Do you believe?
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Yes, it's all true. A video convinced me.
18.18%
 4 18.18%
Lies. It's all demons.
9.09%
 2 9.09%
I want an anal probing, now!
27.27%
 6 27.27%
Something off topic.
4.55%
 1 4.55%
Fuck off drunk, you're Beccs!
27.27%
 6 27.27%
Fuck all polls.
13.64%
 3 13.64%
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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 12:25 am (This post was last modified: August 14, 2017 at 12:26 am by Athene.)
When you all put it like this, yeah....I have to agree. Something's up. 

As a skeptic, I found the idea of this so-called alien fixation with performing repetitive anal probing to be less than convincing. They're an advanced species; what would they be hoping to learn that they didn't, oh say....during the first twenty thousand probes?

Now, I'm thinking they're probably just searching for the right buttholes and/or adjusting them to specs.
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions - by Athene - August 14, 2017 at 12:25 am

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