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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions

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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
August 14, 2017 at 7:04 am (This post was last modified: August 14, 2017 at 7:05 am by ignoramus.)
(August 14, 2017 at 12:05 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: All you sketpics need to STFU.  I...I mean a friend was personally...I mean told me he was cornholed by aliens.

I dare say you had many drinks with Vorlon and the rest is history ... So you convinced yourself of an alien abduction story to keep any scraps of dignity you had left. Big Grin

(August 14, 2017 at 1:41 am)Minimalist Wrote: Seems to me that they always manage to find the right buttholes.

How the hell do aliens know which hole is the asshole? CL? Is the smell of poop universal? What does the pope have to say on this matter?
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions - by ignoramus - August 14, 2017 at 7:04 am

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