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The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions
(August 13, 2017 at 11:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 13, 2017 at 9:03 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Something you forgot:

Alien abductees are people from all over the world.

Very true.

Unlike religious "miracles", which only seem to happen where that religion is dominant, alien abductions are a truly global phenomenon.

Makes you wonder how ANYONE can deny it.

Ah, but didn't Jesus say he was an extra-testicle sent to confiscate our nukular weapons? Czech mate athiest!!!!!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Undeniable Phenomenon of Alien Abductions - by Cyberman - August 14, 2017 at 8:36 am

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