Well, I'm back to using my S5 while my S7's in hospital. It's over two years old and practically in mint condition. It's only ever had to have the screen replaced once, after I got drunk and emotional and bounced it off the wall.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'