We used to have a faculty/student baseball game with the physics department at the end of the school year. One year the gal who collected the money and bought the food left the food in the back of her car for several hours. Puking and diarrhea on steroids. 
Then, back in the '80s, someone was stealing food out of the fridge in one place I used to work. So someone made a chocolate cake, cut off a slice and frosted that piece with Ex-Lax mixed in with the frosting. Left it in the refrigerator, sure enough it got taken. The next day a note was left in the fridge warning whomever ate it that it had been a biological test for a new poison and the first symptom was diarrhea. No more stolen food, after that.
Then, back in the '80s, someone was stealing food out of the fridge in one place I used to work. So someone made a chocolate cake, cut off a slice and frosted that piece with Ex-Lax mixed in with the frosting. Left it in the refrigerator, sure enough it got taken. The next day a note was left in the fridge warning whomever ate it that it had been a biological test for a new poison and the first symptom was diarrhea. No more stolen food, after that.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
