(August 25, 2017 at 3:04 pm)Astonished Wrote: Oh, come on, how could you forget to use his actual chestnut, "Were you there?"
Easy answer to that one: "Yes". He's then forced into either taking you at your word, or demanding evidence. At which point he spontaneously combusts out of sheer hypocrisy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'