RE: Jesus appears on receipt
August 2, 2011 at 10:18 pm
(This post was last modified: August 2, 2011 at 10:25 pm by Judas BentHer.)
The thing that's so funny and yet at the same time pathetic, about the religiously inclined who will see Jesus and Mary in the oddest things, (I'm waiting for the cow pie vision next) , is if their savior did actually return but not in a cloud with a band of Angel's blaring his arrival, they'd never believe it.
The long awaited Jesus would be denigrated in the press as a religious fanatic, someone who suffers a 'god complex', someone who's "obviously" schizophrenic, etc... He'd be arrested as soon as he started touching people in wheelchairs, promising they'd walk again, or as soon as he laid hands on an AIDS or cancer patient, cell phone's would record the assaults, 911 would be phoned, and he'd be arrested while lawsuits for sexual harassment were inked and waiting on the desk of attorneys for blocks on end.
He'd be featured in an expose on 20/20. "Why we must make a budged to control the mentally ill". While TIME magazine re-visited the "God Particle" issue with a post script outlining this outrageous cult leaders escapades.
Meanwhile, Oprah would gain permission to have an exclusive interview with Emmanuel in the psychiatric institution where he's now housed, under suicide watch. She'd give that transparent artificial sympathetic look to the false messiah, pretend to empathize with his protestations that he is indeed the returned son of man and then when her show wrapped it's taping, it would be broadcast just in time for sweeps. And later a rebroadcast on Christmas Eve or on the closest date afforded a major Christian religious holy-day and from 9 to 10 p.m. eastern time. All editions would be preceded by a viewer warning related to adult content that may offend some viewers while parental discretion is advised.
Jesus would drool, for all the anti-psychotic medications coursing through his bloodstream, while officials remain perplexed that his DNA doesn't appear in any database , nor do his fingerprints indicate he's ever been a public nuisance before.
After the broadcast, the news at 11 would feature as a "Special Edition" the cult leaders that made history long before this latest poser arrived on scene.
Churches would convene for prayer vigils, hoping to save the world from Satan's efforts to put forth wolves in false messiah clothing. Televangelist's would reference the headlines about JC as they appeared in their area, and then claim once again this is the Bibles promised sign of the end times being near, while the old scripture about no man knows when Jesus shall return, no not one, would be remembered from the pulpit situated on it's risers so that the man of the cloth can look down on those who pay him to wear custom tailored suits, drive expensive import cars and live higher in his lifetime than they shall in twice their own, amidst a herald of; "AMEN!" from the gallery of sheep below who keep looking up, feel worthy of heaven and continue to love the headline sinner calling himself Jesus the Christ, while hating his sin of blasphemy.
...I think I see John the Baptist in the ring around my bathtub drain.
The long awaited Jesus would be denigrated in the press as a religious fanatic, someone who suffers a 'god complex', someone who's "obviously" schizophrenic, etc... He'd be arrested as soon as he started touching people in wheelchairs, promising they'd walk again, or as soon as he laid hands on an AIDS or cancer patient, cell phone's would record the assaults, 911 would be phoned, and he'd be arrested while lawsuits for sexual harassment were inked and waiting on the desk of attorneys for blocks on end.
He'd be featured in an expose on 20/20. "Why we must make a budged to control the mentally ill". While TIME magazine re-visited the "God Particle" issue with a post script outlining this outrageous cult leaders escapades.
Meanwhile, Oprah would gain permission to have an exclusive interview with Emmanuel in the psychiatric institution where he's now housed, under suicide watch. She'd give that transparent artificial sympathetic look to the false messiah, pretend to empathize with his protestations that he is indeed the returned son of man and then when her show wrapped it's taping, it would be broadcast just in time for sweeps. And later a rebroadcast on Christmas Eve or on the closest date afforded a major Christian religious holy-day and from 9 to 10 p.m. eastern time. All editions would be preceded by a viewer warning related to adult content that may offend some viewers while parental discretion is advised.
Jesus would drool, for all the anti-psychotic medications coursing through his bloodstream, while officials remain perplexed that his DNA doesn't appear in any database , nor do his fingerprints indicate he's ever been a public nuisance before.
After the broadcast, the news at 11 would feature as a "Special Edition" the cult leaders that made history long before this latest poser arrived on scene.
Churches would convene for prayer vigils, hoping to save the world from Satan's efforts to put forth wolves in false messiah clothing. Televangelist's would reference the headlines about JC as they appeared in their area, and then claim once again this is the Bibles promised sign of the end times being near, while the old scripture about no man knows when Jesus shall return, no not one, would be remembered from the pulpit situated on it's risers so that the man of the cloth can look down on those who pay him to wear custom tailored suits, drive expensive import cars and live higher in his lifetime than they shall in twice their own, amidst a herald of; "AMEN!" from the gallery of sheep below who keep looking up, feel worthy of heaven and continue to love the headline sinner calling himself Jesus the Christ, while hating his sin of blasphemy.
...I think I see John the Baptist in the ring around my bathtub drain.
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