Jesus appears on receipt

[Skeptic]

Thermal paper?

What a cheat, they could at least find it in a wood grain or something...

[C Rod]

So, finally, jesus on a receipt. What's the retailers return policy? Seriously you don't seem to like jews very much CRod. I agree, hogging god would be terrible.

I like your new signature, its funny. Jews are Gods chosen people but Jesus gave us the truth and was the messiah. What are Jews still waiting for another messiah that is there king in this world, why have a king in this world. That sucks, what Jesus says makes perfect sense. And if there messiah comes how are we to know that he come from David, its been a long time.

[The Grand Nudger]

I'm not entirely certain that there is an overwhelming majority of jews, at least in this country, awaiting the messiah. I could be wrong though. Is it just what the jews did to jesus that bothers you?

[C Rod]

I'm not entirely certain that there is an overwhelming majority of jews, at least in this country, awaiting the messiah. I could be wrong though. Is it just what the jews did to jesus that bothers you?

No what they did to Jesus is what Jesus knew would happen and is what had to happen for all the Jews in the past rejected their prophets, why should Jesus be any different? It upsets me that Jesus came for them and even better came for who would ever have him, but they rejected him and to this day reject him. It seems that if they believe in Jesus, they are still Jewish, i though that was the people not the religion. Jesus "Blessed is the man that does not fall away on account of me" Luke 7:23 What do you think he meant by that?

[The Grand Nudger]

I have no idea, the jesus character is a bit like an Absolom, or what have you. What do you think it means? I'll go with that.

[Judas BentHer]

The thing that's so funny and yet at the same time pathetic, about the religiously inclined who will see Jesus and Mary in the oddest things, (I'm waiting for the cow pie vision next) , is if their savior did actually return but not in a cloud with a band of Angel's blaring his arrival, they'd never believe it.

The long awaited Jesus would be denigrated in the press as a religious fanatic, someone who suffers a 'god complex', someone who's "obviously" schizophrenic, etc... He'd be arrested as soon as he started touching people in wheelchairs, promising they'd walk again, or as soon as he laid hands on an AIDS or cancer patient, cell phone's would record the assaults, 911 would be phoned, and he'd be arrested while lawsuits for sexual harassment were inked and waiting on the desk of attorneys for blocks on end.
He'd be featured in an expose on 20/20. "Why we must make a budged to control the mentally ill". While TIME magazine re-visited the "God Particle" issue with a post script outlining this outrageous cult leaders escapades.

Meanwhile, Oprah would gain permission to have an exclusive interview with Emmanuel in the psychiatric institution where he's now housed, under suicide watch. She'd give that transparent artificial sympathetic look to the false messiah, pretend to empathize with his protestations that he is indeed the returned son of man and then when her show wrapped it's taping, it would be broadcast just in time for sweeps. And later a rebroadcast on Christmas Eve or on the closest date afforded a major Christian religious holy-day and from 9 to 10 p.m. eastern time. All editions would be preceded by a viewer warning related to adult content that may offend some viewers while parental discretion is advised.
Jesus would drool, for all the anti-psychotic medications coursing through his bloodstream, while officials remain perplexed that his DNA doesn't appear in any database , nor do his fingerprints indicate he's ever been a public nuisance before.

After the broadcast, the news at 11 would feature as a "Special Edition" the cult leaders that made history long before this latest poser arrived on scene.

Churches would convene for prayer vigils, hoping to save the world from Satan's efforts to put forth wolves in false messiah clothing. Televangelist's would reference the headlines about JC as they appeared in their area, and then claim once again this is the Bibles promised sign of the end times being near, while the old scripture about no man knows when Jesus shall return, no not one, would be remembered from the pulpit situated on it's risers so that the man of the cloth can look down on those who pay him to wear custom tailored suits, drive expensive import cars and live higher in his lifetime than they shall in twice their own, amidst a herald of; "AMEN!" from the gallery of sheep below who keep looking up, feel worthy of heaven and continue to love the headline sinner calling himself Jesus the Christ, while hating his sin of blasphemy.

...I think I see John the Baptist in the ring around my bathtub drain.

[Killman]

For being in eternal paradise, Jesus sure looks like a pretty pissed off fellow.

[The Grand Nudger]

Any further wisdom that you would like to share CRod?

[Cinjin]

So my mom sent me this, cause she thought it was cool. (She probably thought it was a fucking miracle - until my dad re-adjusted her thinking). Sending me this pic is her subtle attempt to push a little jesus into my life any way possible. No matter how frivolous and pointless.



Admittedly, it's kind of a cool effect on the oculars.

[The Grand Nudger]

Awesome, saving that link. Putting it in the "christian magic" file on my desktop.