Charlie Chaplin. I can see how he was a comedic genius and groundbreaking in all the ways that people say. I just never found him funny.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'