C/L, Avoid English Windows At All Costs!!!

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A woman on a date is clearly more likely to get laid if she fishes poo out of a non-flushing toilet and throw it out of a window, and then dive in after it,  than if she left the unflushed poo in a non-flushing toilet and suggested the services of a plumber inhales and exhales on a more or less regular basis.

FTFY.  Men have low standards.